Valley Players of Seaton Delaval

No Sex Please, We're British - January 2008 

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No Sex Please, We're British 

by ALASTAIR FOOT and ANTHONY MARRIOTT

Produced by TRISH ELSENDER

Performed in January 2008

Never has a wrong delivery caused such complete mayhem!

Assistant bank manager Peter and his wife Frances expect a package of Scandinavian glassware, but although what turns up comes from Sweden, it would not exactly impress your mother, or your boss, or the bank inspector... or the police.

Peter and Frances frantically try to hide barrowloads of the juiciest pornographyand, eventually, a couple of tarts—from the others, roping in Brian, the hapless chief cashier, in the process.

This jolly farce ran for over fifteen years in the West End and proved a perfect antidote to the winter blues for our audiences.

CAST

Peter KEEFE BROWNING

Frances JACKIE DAWSON

Brian EDDIE GORMAN

Eleanor ELIZABETH PURCELL

Leslie Bromhead ED CRUTCHLEY

Superintendent Paul RALPH MAUGHAN

Arnold Needham JOHN THOMPSON

Susan NICKY WILKES

Barbara ANDREA BLACKETT

Delivery Man DAVE HINDMARSH

PRODUCTION TEAM

Stage Manager DAVE HINDMARSH

Set Design RALPH MAUGHAN and EDDIE MILLER

Lighting KEEFE BROWNING ▪ Sound IAN WOODLEY

Prompt TRACY CADMAN

Props KATH HINDMARSH and MARGARET CARNEY

Costumes ELIZABETH PURCELL

House Managers MADELEINE and REAVLEY GAIR

Photographs THEO KOERNER

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